Roots Canal

When a black man knocks out a hookers tooth with his penis

That girl was given a roots canal

Roots Canal by KillTony Fan April 11, 2023

Animal in the Panama Canal 

Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."

Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.

Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?

Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.

Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.

Animal in the Panama Canal by The Animal in the Panama Canal January 15, 2010

Anal Root Canal 

A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

Anal Root Canal by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018

Root Canal 

For a guy to recieve head and juice all in the partners mouth.

I just gave this one bitch a root canal like no otha foo'.

Root Canal by Jaimey September 23, 2005

Iraqi Root Canal 

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

Iraqi Root Canal by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

ear canal 

When one cums in a ear

When I was about to cum I turned my girls head so I could give her a ear canal

ear canal by Jesus gerolla February 9, 2014

cooter canal 

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

cooter canal by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008