California 

1Place of which real people no longer exist.
2 Place of which those who move to, separates them from their friends.

screw moving to California, you're leaving your friends.

California by Lyzzzzz August 13, 2007

California 

My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles,Beverly Hills, Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beach babes, surfers, every possible weather there, mountains and deserts. And most importantly unique kinds of people.<3

I dream of California

California by julsmacools April 9, 2011

California 

A liberal shithole

California is a strong Democrat state, hence all their retarded laws

California by stinkywhitedick October 25, 2015

california 

A place where anyone who lives there can be governor

Larry Flint and Gary Coleman are running for governer of california

california by [SC]Ivy-SS September 7, 2003

California 

One of the best states:
Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best

The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in

Most diverse state

Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.

Non-Californian 1: I wanna go to LA! I wanna see Hollywood! Hollywood is so glamorous and tasteful no, its not
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.

California by california1-000 June 23, 2009

California 

A state so liberal that they were the last state in the union to outlaw necrophelia!!!

A law to outlaw necrophilia was up a year ago but California voters voted it down!

The Governator brought it back up for a vote and now,finally,necrophelia has been outlawed in California!

What a bunch of dirty liberals corpse fuckers!!!!!

California by you smell like shit you goddamn hippies October 11, 2004

california 

The only place I feel like I could beat up every person at one time besides the only place there I have any respect for: East L.A. The only state people beg not to go to, to visit there relatives. I came up with this advertisement for it.

"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.

t3h b00

California makes me sick. You are all fake. "O yeah man im from da hood. i gotz a rough life. i have been, *razor cell phone rings* o sorry, i gotta take this."

california by armpit October 14, 2006