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Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.
Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
by Beejaydee November 27, 2017
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Beejai

VERY rare therefore EXTREMELY special. Top of the line, in it to win it guy who takes bullshit from no one. Success driven and always gets what he wants. Yes, that includes women. Never rejected or deserted. Extremely loveable. Surrounded by ridiculously influential people. Destined to do great things and go down in history. When it comes to the bedroom he's the king of the jungle so ladies beware.
I wish i was Beejai..
by DaMissezz July 29, 2010
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beejeebee

the act of 2 girls giving 1 guy a bj at the same time or switching off.
He got a beejeebee in 2008.
by sexydivas December 1, 2010
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Beejer

It's meaning is old hero of India in 21-AD old king name is this
It's meaning is old hero. This name is taken by Indian king his mother is defined as the hero of India |attack British rols| this king was born in AD-18 |beejer|
by Beejer jr September 30, 2020
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beejal

1. One who is completely incapable of programming in C.
2. Vertically Challenged.
3. Makes chai in a microwave.
4. Makes chai in a microwave to the utter disbelief of the guju's around her.
5. Smells like feet.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, do you know Beejal?
Guy 2: Wait, What? Is she that girl with the foot fungus?
Guy 1: Yea..
Guy 2: Haha.
by Weejal December 8, 2004
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bweep

to insert the "shaft" of a male species into a "opening" other than mouth ear, nose, or any wounds. so basically. the vagina.
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person 1- what did you do tonight with jeffery?
person 2- dood we totally bweeped.
person 1- hells yeah !

sensual lady 1- wanna bweep?
sensual man 1- fo sho take of yer pants.
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Bweem

Chet: Hey bro guess what?
You: What?
Chet: I did your girlfriend last night!
You: Fuck you, ya bweem.
by Terky Jerky January 12, 2009
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