Butthole chickenstrips

Chicken strips that come exclusively out of a chickens butthole

Steve "Hello, I would like some butthole chickenstrips."
Employee: "sir, this is an orphanage'

by Ultimateturtle September 25, 2019

Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

fingering a butthole

1)Where a man is in the process of fingering himself or another in the butthile pleasureing themselves or another man

2) where and woman is pleasureing another woman or themselves by fingering there butthole just like they would do when the finger there viginas or another person's

3)where a man is fingering a girls butthole or a girl is fingering a guys butthole for pleasure during sex or masterbating!

1) yo dude last night u fingered the shit out my friend and he actually did it back to me!

2)hey girl I just wanted to tell u last night when u fingered your butthole and u fingeredmine was fun ...hope to do it again ;)

3)wife: babe last night was fun u should start fingering me in my butt more

Husband: hell yeah last night was fun and it turned me on so much I cumed when u started to finger me...even tho I'm. Little sore today...

Well all and all fingering a butthole means fingering a butthole...lol :)

by Boss_bitch_666 April 22, 2017

Pumpkin Butthole

In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.

"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"

by JusticeZERO January 6, 2014

Spicy Butthole

When one eats spicy food, and the next day he or she has a burning feeling in their intestines

Brad: Hey, Chipotle was pretty fun last night!
Angelina: FUCK NO!!! It gave me the worst spicy butthole ever!

by Rancid Weiner March 29, 2011

Chinese Butthole Trap

Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.

If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.

I wanted to be a doctor when I was little. Then I heard about the Chinese Butthole Trap.

by Jenkemberry Fields Forever June 13, 2010

butthole snipe

to snatch persons anal hair, to pull out the hair around someones butthole

He stole my favorite hat, so later that day i butthole sniped him.

by Daniel Crowe February 27, 2007