New York Burrito

The sexual act of pooping in a woman's vagina.

Because Eric didn't like the idea of shitting in a woman's vagina, the thought of a New York Burrito appalled him.

by Jo Fo May 12, 2006

Burrito Grande

The best fucking place to get burritos in Chicago.

burrito grande is the shit

by johnjacobjinglehymerschmidt August 3, 2008

Burrito cooch

A cooch that resembles a burrito.

You see that girl, Shannon?! She got a burrito cooch!

by TizzyT July 6, 2011

buritto sleeve

Basically foreskin

1.Gross you still have a Buritto Sleeve on your cock I'm not touching that thing.

2. I love sucking on your Buritto Sleeve there's so much pre.

by I suck cock for likes September 30, 2017

Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

burrito lung

1. To eat a large burrito in a short amount of time while consuming excessive amounts of fluid. The result is a condition in which the burrito eater has a sudden difficulty breathing as if the burrito had expanded to the point of compressing one's lung.

As Dee and I left chipotle, I experienced the painful and debilitating effects of burrito lung.

by Lits July 16, 2008