when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.
by crookedmist July 30, 2010
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Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.
To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.
Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.
To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.
by GuyfromOntario85 August 13, 2010
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He also has tendancies to do idiotic things that result in the pain of his friends. He may buy a house for instance under false pretense, and have all his friends agonizingly help him move out. Or he may crash his 4-wheeler into a mailbox and injure both him and his wife and bitch about it all day.
He also has tendancies to do idiotic things that result in the pain of his friends. He may buy a house for instance under false pretense, and have all his friends agonizingly help him move out. Or he may crash his 4-wheeler into a mailbox and injure both him and his wife and bitch about it all day.
Who would be, "that guy"? A Bronner.
by Not Flava August 4, 2009
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