Death Battle

A contest pitting 2 fictional or non-fictional; mostly fictional characters, analyzing each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to determine who would in a battle to the death.

Speaker 1: Who would win in a fight Goku or Superman?

Speaker 2: Goku.

Speaker 3: What?! Superman would totally destroy Goku!

Speaker 1: Why don't we find out who would win. Just go on
ScrewAttack.com/DEATH BATTLE and then we'll see, who wins.

by Made by The Belatedtie23 January 13, 2013

batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

by uvu November 19, 2007

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

Rape Battle

Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.

Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.

by Bonamour October 13, 2011

the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

Battle Ground

A small city outside of Vancouver Wa.
Known for its excessive amount of Bunners and hicks.

"Wow that town is a Battle Ground"

by Kayla Burleson August 4, 2008

battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010