Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap

Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper

by Urban Buttcrack February 10, 2015

Bologne lick

When a person licks a girls vagina

Woah dude... He just gave her a nice bologne lick

by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016

bologna washer

A name for a person who constantly sucks dicks for money without her husband's permission.

Guy 1: I can't believe Arianna across the street is being picked up by different guys while her husband is at work!
Guy 2: I can believe it, she is a bologna washer.

by Nf8808 May 11, 2017

Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Bolognster

A person who is lying or "full of bologna"

Donald J. Trump was a definite bolognster when he said Mexico was going to pay for a wall on the Mexican-American border.

by Donald J. Bolognster April 13, 2020

Bologna Hole

Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.

Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”

by farts_mcgee January 3, 2021

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021