Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

bonfire bollocks

A boy with ginger pubic hairs!

'your dad's got bonfire bollocks!!'

by :: LAURA :: November 23, 2003

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.

Man, that car is the dogs bollocks

by Timo April 28, 2003

bolloxed

Adj.
Irish slang.
1. Used to describe something that is ruined or broken.
2. To be in a troublesome situations.
Rel. banjaxed, screwed, fucked up

1. I dropped my iPod down the stairwell. It's bolloxed.
2. When I saw the blue lights come on in the rearview mirror, I knew I was completely bolloxed

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

bollo

extremely drunk

john was completely bollo at the gig last night, he fell asleep on the jacks floor with his pants around his ankles

by shplah September 22, 2010

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

Bollox Juggler

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual

Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !

by Mister AK May 6, 2010