A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
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An awesome Japanese show on FOX that features such great events as squirrel fishing, baby racing, and the Shake Hands man.
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1: too much illicit drug taking reduced her to a bonza-vista-troll 2: all i had to do to avoid talking to the bonza-vista-troll was wave a roll of silver hologram contact in her direction and she forgot what she was saying 3: "a bonza-vista-troll will do anything for a quick buck but be warned having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
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Get the bonza-vista-troll mug.A certain type of prank call chanted in a Japanese accent .
You phone up the person in question with an unknown number
they answer: ''Hello?''
You and 2 or more friends: ''BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI''
Shout this repeatedly until phone call ends. Whispering also works well.
You can also use the word in normal sentences
You phone up the person in question with an unknown number
they answer: ''Hello?''
You and 2 or more friends: ''BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI''
Shout this repeatedly until phone call ends. Whispering also works well.
You can also use the word in normal sentences
Who is banzai?
by banzai111 August 9, 2010
Get the Banzai mug.1.When someone is overly excited
2.When someone is taking the piss out of you
Derived from the words boner and zara
2.When someone is taking the piss out of you
Derived from the words boner and zara
1. Zara: ' i got a D in my chemistry test :D! BONZAR!
2. Person A : I jus gt a text! yay!
Person B: Wow, thas amazing(sarcasm). Bonzar.
2. Person A : I jus gt a text! yay!
Person B: Wow, thas amazing(sarcasm). Bonzar.
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