Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012

Boner

When a guy gets really excited, something goes up in his pants; most guys want their penis to be this big all the time

My friend had a boner in science class and asked me to sit on his lap to hide it from his friends. It is usually VERY embarrassing.

by JellyBelly87 September 23, 2006

Boner

When the blood rushes to your penis and makes it hard

Dude when I near her a got a huge boner

by Hayman6969 March 28, 2017

bonerability

(adj) - a measuring tool used to describe how likely a woman is to give a man a boner

Amanda had a 5% bonerability. Sandra on the other hand, was rocking 75% bonerability.

by Dr. ^.^ June 12, 2010

Boner

A boner can be when a guys wanker starts rising and sticks up like a sword. If you got a tiny cock you will have no issue with someone seeing this but if you got a big daddy then you will get noticed.

My boyfriend never gets a fucking boner from me.

by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018

Boner

The extra bone in called the boner or nicknamed morning wood, the bone is found in the lower part of the body by your legs. The bone is soft and hard at times depending on the mood

“You have 206 bones, I have 207 bones, it’s the “boner” bone”

by Peanutt boi October 12, 2019

<boner>

When your dick poking out your pants.

Amber gives me a <boner> when she bends over in a skirt.

by Mikeywangem October 19, 2015