shame boner

(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.

Mitch got a total shame boner while watching the rape scene in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

by realblackmak August 17, 2012

Comfort Boner

An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.

Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."

by Jennypieontranceaddict December 16, 2008

boner factory

A chick who continually makes boners due the fact that she's hot as crap.

Man, that chick is a boner factory 'cause she's making wood all day!

by M. Clark August 15, 2005

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008

Academic Boner

School turns you on.
Education gets you off.

Rick: Hey Yoshi, let's get a boner together at school.

Yoshi: What the fuck?!

Rick: An Academic Boner that is!

Yoshi: Yeah! let's do it!

*High Five!*

by RicknYosh March 24, 2011

stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Kill Boner

A boner induced by the act or thought of taking another's life.
Also known as a death boner.

"Jon": Rob, I didn't shoot the DJ. But I do have a boner.
Rob: Well "Jon" thats what we federal agents call a "kill boner".

by Count Samizoth October 27, 2010