'Bate Sesh

Short for "Masturbation Session". Name given for the time spent masturbating.

I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick 'bate sesh and it made everything better. Asians rule.

by Fopp November 22, 2004

norman bates

A character in the Psycho movie and book series, portrayed by the very sexy Anthony Perkins.

Anthony Perkins was so sexy as Norman Bates in "Psycho".

by Camnation December 10, 2008

blatently

A common misspelling of blatantly.

A: "It's blatently spelt like this."

B: "No it isn't!"

by J-Lay February 28, 2008

beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater

Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.

by Magikarpie April 27, 2015

Boatem

This one specific place on the peaceful Hermitcraft Server (in season eight) where there are five hermits creating lag and chaos. This all started from a silly act of stacking boats on top of each other and it ended up becoming a cult.

The boats that are stacked on top of eachother is called the Boatem Pole

Boatem slowly evolved to Boatem Inc. which is an incorperation filled with shops such as Scar's Wagon and the G-Train

Boatem also got shortened to BTM for marketing purposes

Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, MumboJumbo, Pearlescentmoon and ImpulseSV are the inhabitans of said cult/incorperation/village/town

Also, Boatem is laggy as fu-

Grian, Pearl and Impulse after placing hundreds of boats at the Big-eyes crew: FEEL THE LAG? SHOP AT BOATEM
Tango: YOU WILL REGRET THIS

by FibroParroto February 24, 2022

bate shame

Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.

Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.

Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!

Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.

Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!

by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018