Blopple

A blue, hard-backed chair. Generally has 2 triangular legs, but also comes in the 4 legged variety. Commonly found as school chairs.

It's blue, it's hard-backed, and it's a chair. It must be a blopple.

by Staticwolf October 23, 2007

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

bloop ass

When part of ones rectum is protruding and visible through ones sphincter. I suppose it’s akin to prolapse.

When Bill and Martha did doggystyle for the first time, bill was thrilled to discover she had bloop ass.

by Porkrinder December 17, 2017

Bloapy

A big fancy goldfish

I got a new bloapy last week, he is swimming all around the tank as we speak.

by Shannonmarie0813 May 5, 2018

Bloip

A Bloip is a fart that travels upwards towards the front of your legs and eventually exits out of the crease between your inner thigh and nutsack. It usually happens when sitting (often during car rides) and is caused by wearing tight pants. The bloip is characterized by it's unique and often unsettling sensation as you feel the pocket of air travel from your butthole up between your legs, and then "pop" out of either side of your ballbag, either tickling or stinging your scrotum.

Nothing makes your face look quite the way it does after a bloip.

by Cm24 November 18, 2018

bloopty

An old, beat up blue car combining the words Hoopty and blue.

Look at that piece of crap blue car. A bloopty!

by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019