bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita November 08, 2007

bastardization

The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.

Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.

by dillmon December 05, 2016

bastard

As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,

i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi

by Biggles May 29, 2004

Bastard

affectionate office term for "Drew"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Bastarditis

The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

Bastard

1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )

2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock

1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father

by BastardBorn June 07, 2017

bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet November 18, 2008