bartolo

italian name , good looking

hey bartolo looking good

by tha kid123456789 March 23, 2011

barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.

If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.

by AYB August 2, 2003

barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname

guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard

by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010

Bartos

Bartos: Noun
Someone who puts drinks on someone elses tab, unbeknownst to the person responsible for the tab payment.

To Bartos: Verb
To put drinks on other peoples tabs (generally friends) without their knowledge. The act of being cheap and untrustworthy in a bar situation.

Origin: Youngstown, Ohio.

Bartender: Heres your tab
You: $200! I only bought 6 drinks!

Bartender: Your friend that just left was putting the drinks on your tab.
You: He just bartosed the shit out of me...

by john bartos February 21, 2010

Baret

A common misspelling of the word Beret. Only a complete moron would make this mistake.

Why do you keep typing "baret" to refer to a fucking "beret"? Are you retarded?

by darx202 October 17, 2018

Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

matthew barreto

A complete and total dumbass, this person is quite literally one of the most stupid and idiotic people that you will meet in your life.

Wow man, that Matthew Barreto... Such a dumbass.

by _"_:;!=* August 17, 2016