bum bagger

A Bum Bagger, someone who proudly wears a bum bag or aka fanny pack like it's 1962.

Mate, have you seen that bum bagger over there with his glittery bum bag!

by adi-boy November 6, 2019

pickle bagger

an old hooker from south texas.

there is a pickle bagger on the corner.

by sean micheal April 21, 2007

douche baggery

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010

Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.

Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.

by Punditos Maximos October 26, 2015

d-bagger

Darieners, or people from the rich, preppy town of Darien,as they are called from their peers from the rival town of New Canaan. this word is used to describe these douschebags from darien, hence D-baggers. D-baggers are mostly characterized as being rich, alcoholic/junkies, and attempting to be ghetto.

Dude, did you see that d-bagger over there in his blue and white basketball shorts?

Yeah i know, what wanna-be.

by ncpride January 4, 2008

Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.

If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.

by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009

freshman bagger

when a junior or a senior in high school uses his upperclassman status to try and get freshman chicks

man you know that kid Omar, he's a freshman bagger

by Moe1888 April 16, 2008