by bb989 October 21, 2009
A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
by jmspaesq November 11, 2010
"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"
"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."
"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"
"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."
"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"
by Kha March 19, 2008
by The Baconizer September 16, 2006
by Mark June 01, 2004
Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty
by JayTD November 29, 2009
by Nefarious! February 03, 2010