designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house

drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009

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take-backsies

When you have a child but you must keep it and cannot shove it back in

Person 1:Damn I didn’t want this thing

Person 2:Welp there’s no take-backsies

by Ugh Nope January 1, 2018

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Jonas Backsex

Term used to describe when any of the Jonas Brothers are touching backs while performing. Usually between Kevin and Joe, whilst Kevin plays guitar and Joe sings. Orgasmic.

I would give anything to be in the middle of some luscious Jonas Backsex.

by Lady Joner March 12, 2009

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Backseat Douche

The equivalent of a backseat driver, for any other scenario.

Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.

Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.

Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better

by Wudafuxup February 23, 2011

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Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.

Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.

by CrementosRex July 12, 2010

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Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

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