bark bark

Bark bark, a phrase made back in 1900 means, “let’s smash”

hey shawty, let’s bark bark tonight.. 😫

by anonymous October 4, 2020

balarky

1.Something that is totally ridiculous and also pisses you off.
2.A mesh of the words bull-shit and malarkey.
3.a Jewish-slang for Bolonga

What are you doing drinking my last glass of kool-aid? Thats Balarky!

by manicmarkus January 7, 2009

Barak'd

1. Barak'd
1. verb. To be slapped

2. verb. To be slapped in a club

3. verb. To be holding a condom and then being slapped

4. verb. To be blocked in basketball

1. She barak'd me.

2. At fusion I got barak'd

3. I got barak'd because apparently she's a virgin.

4. Dwayne Wade barak'd the hell out of Lebron James.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

barkhad

a black man who has a well armed dick, also extremely comforting and cute. The sexiest person you'll ever meet, just the best.

He's like Barkhad.

by södklsdgljsdgökj February 7, 2018

bark

The usually brown stuff on a tree, has many textures!

I like to look at the bark on the trees.

by anonomus March 30, 2004

clive barker

an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.

Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.

by Ixy July 29, 2003

Barkered

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010