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The hypothesis that the development and dominance of specific technology suites (e.g., maritime, steppe cavalry, industrial manufacturing, digital networks) are heavily predisposed, though not absolutely determined, by the physical geography of the originating civilization. Rivers favor hydraulic empires and shipbuilding; open plains favor wheeled vehicles and cavalry; isolated islands favor naval power; mountainous regions favor decentralized, defensible settlements. Geography offers a menu of viable technological paths.
Example: The Theory of the Geographic Axis of Technologies explains why Britain, an island with accessible coal and a maritime culture, spearheaded the steam and naval technologies of the Industrial Revolution, while the vast, interconnected steppes of Eurasia fostered horse-based nomadic empires whose "technology" was superior breeding, saddles, and composite bows for millennia.
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