Ghetto Assertive

One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.

(In a Court Room)
Judge, I was not threatening that woman's life...I was being Ghetto Assertive!

by Vasco21190 November 17, 2009

Asstertaste

Portmanteau of ass + after taste. Typically used when describing a food or drink with a bad after taste.

Well hopefully this beer won't have the asstertaste like the last one.

by c0rrupt December 28, 2005

Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

assterbait

A person that masterbaits in their asshole using either their finger or a dilhdo. can be done in combination with normal masterbaiting.

go back to assterbaiting you lazy fuck, its the only thing you seem to know how to do!

by Mr. scientist January 3, 2008

Asstertaste

The taste after eating something that seems to leave an after taste that is comparable to the imagined taste of ass.

Sam: Dude the new Twix candy has only 130 calories!
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.

by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010

Asspergonchiliosous

Break the word up:
Ass Per Gone Chili-osous
It's a disease meaning a specific amount of your ass is gone to eat chili.

Bob: Hey man, your ass looks depleted?
Frank: Uh, yeah i have Asspergonchiliosous.
Bob: WTF's THAT MEAN
Frank: Half my ass is gone to eat chili.

by apolloofsun August 30, 2010