asshazard

A person or thing imposing an immediate threat to your ass. Mainly a gay guy or for girls, a pervert.

Person 1: Make sure you keep your back against the wall around Gossett.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He sneaks looks man. He's an asshazard to have around.

by Murgantagh March 6, 2010

suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006

Aushamian

One who is ashamed to have themselves known as an Australian. This may be for a variety of reasons. Aushamians may go as far as to claim they are from New Zealand when travelling abroad.

You know when I met Robbo, he said he was a kiwi and introduced himself as Rob. He's a bloody Aushamian, mate.

by themitchitch April 30, 2011

asshat

Typically known as somebody who has their head so far up their ass that they don't even know how bad of an ass they are. Nobody likes an asshat and is the awkward one out.

FEMINIST:hey look that person is such an asshat

FEMINIST2:yeah trump is an asshat

by basic_avocado22 March 24, 2017

asshat

A close cousin of the assclown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is socially acceptable amongst his/her peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to him/her making an ass out of his/herself. (Not to be confused with asshole.)

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by D_Vitch October 24, 2017

asshat

A. An idiotic person.

B. An asshole/jerk

Guy: Man Braeden's such an asshat!
Guy2: I know right?

by Demtane May 18, 2018

asshal

This meaning only applies to someone called "Hal Williams".

So this means the person is the worst person in the world, some may consider this being a "nigger". But being a asshal is even worst.

If you are a "asshal" you should consider killing yourself.

That Hal kid is such a asshal.
I fucking hate asshals.
All asshals should die.

by 2018 dictionary October 10, 2018