Asael

Huge fucking cock, Dark ass shit, but is great at soccer.

"Hey Asael, can we please fuck?"
"Hey Asael, nice cock bro."

by SlongMAn January 8, 2021

Definition no one asked for

Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.

Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for

by Um the hell November 12, 2017

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

Ashkelsee Syndrome

A type of mental illness where the affected thinks that the world is a snow globe and they fantasize about a distant world called Hobacalugi, with a mouse named Charles. The symptoms include: constantly repeating "poor mouse", chronic giggling, they also fear the "evil stereo monster".

Ashkelsee Syndrome, Best Friends, and Insane people

by Kelsooooooooooooow January 27, 2009

ASAPed

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

by 七 October 16, 2009

awaken the princess

To transition from male to female– that is, to awaken your inner princess.

A reference to the Legend of Zelda II, where the goal of the game is to awaken Princess Zelda.

I know now what I must do; I must awaken the princess.

by Welliamism October 31, 2012

anakeesta

The dire to spend a lot of money and wait in long fucking lines

Black Friday is a mother fucking anakeesta

by Pf2cool4u March 27, 2019