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Avon Old Farms

A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch
AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
by tHree_GirLs March 18, 2009
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avonya

A beautiful maiden who is upbeat and clumsy often gets boys by using nice and humorous gestures
Avonya is nice and intelligent
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Avon

Misconceived as one of the richer towns in Connecticut. It's not. It's only number 12 or something. It's an alright place to grow up - but most people plan on getting out as soon as possible.
Avon is a town just like yours - it's no big deal.
by Aalllliiee August 25, 2006
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AkVoN

AkVoN is A New Rap Group comprised of PSYCHO jesus , F.E.T.U.S., and Lyrikal. Their Self Titled Debut Album was released on the Nationwide "Gospel Of The Grave Tour" with co-Headliner Mars in July 2011.
"Did you hear that new group AkVoN?" "Yeah homie, that ish is hard"
by StPeteHorrorCore August 23, 2011
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Avon

Avon is a boy who is most likely short black and has a massive cock.
"Avon has a massive cock"
by father of DICKtion March 31, 2020
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Avonlea

proper n. An excellent television series adapted from the works of canadian novelist Lucy Maud Montgomery (of Anne of Green Gables fame). Expertly produced by Kevin Sullivan, Avonlea follows the lives of turn-of-the-century famillies living on beautiful Prince Edward Island, or PEI.

The series stands out for its beautiful scenery and sets, authentic costumes, well-devised plotlines, excellent acting and evocative themes. The overall quality of the production brings to mind Merchant/Ivory costume dramas.

Most Americans familliar with the series watched it on The Disney Channel, which used to carry it weekly. It should also be noted that this is the show on which actress Sarah Polley (Dawn of the Dead remake, Go!) played her first important role, as the impetuous Sarah Stanley.

Unfortunately, this beautiful drama has faded into obsqureity, now remembered only by die-hard Green Gables fans.
Avonlea was probably the best period drama ever produced, rivaling even Little House on The Prarie, and I hereby record its greatness for posterity's sake.
by Dovetchka December 24, 2005
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Aeon

A very humorous or funny individual.A person that has a personality of a silly cartoon character.(originated from the cartoon Aeon Flux)
"Man you are so funny. You're an aeon. You should try to do some stand-up comedy!
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