Abed Up

The act of getting so wasted that you begin to think you are Abraham Lincoln and can do what you want.

I was so Abed Up last night I pissed on a cop car and got arrested

by Deano32 August 1, 2010

Abeda

Very very fit however is a bit of a cougar and normally have complicating lives.

Omg is that abeda damn shes after mr farooq again.

by Case1234 October 26, 2019

Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

Absec

Good loking Slovenian who likes wine and likes meat. He is very atractive making every women atracted to him just by a single look. He is also a great singer especially singing folk songs. He is also good at writing his own songs which are very good. Wine that is prudeced by an absec is also very good it is not important which wine you buy from him it will always be good. Poems form absec are also very good, most of them use iamb and are also sonets.

Absec is also someone who is very hard-working and helpfull to the others if they ask him for help. Even if someone is in trouble an absec will always help them.

Absec can you help me.
Absec is so good looking.
Absec is the best man I ever met.
Thise poem form absec is very good.

by Bro code Poet March 31, 2022

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

Yarden Abed

crazy jew

you see that Yarden Abed over there.

by adamthetiger September 29, 2011