I’m a damn fool

Da nigga from da impossible whopper commercial once stated “I’m a damn fool.”

“Yo Jaquavious did you hear about this new whopper?”
“Nah nigga what’s up wit it?”
“It’s made from plants.”
“I’m a damn fool!”

by Jaquavious D’Brickashaw December 25, 2019

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

a good foot

a measurement of at least 12 inches or bigger

man the shit i just took was at least a good foot

by Gavin G. Nuse July 3, 2019

A backwards foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

a cool fool

a guy who cool but acts the fool and hides it

jack is a cool fool he pretending to be a fool or is be pretending to be cool

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

A 100-footer

A person you can tell is gay from far away.

ie. 'I can tell he's gay from 100 feet away'

Look at him, he's a 100-footer

by askuhdfkuzhdf January 24, 2023

1 and a half foot club

2 guys with nine inch cocks

phwwoor mate lets sandwich that bird . yeah we shall put her in the 1 and a half foot club , wey hey

by martin9inch September 21, 2007