Blue vained yoghurt pump

dick

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.

by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003

yoghurt brothers

male friends or acquaintances who have had sex with same woman / women. Not necessarily at the same time, but could be. 1-star for one woman shared, up to 5-stars for having had sex with 5 (or more) women. Typically found in ex-pat populations in Asia.

Yo, dude! We're 5-star yoghurt brothers now. I spent the night with that Thai spinner last night.

by Graham Spider August 5, 2009

yoghurt lobber

Yoghurt Lobber; a term used to describe the male organ also known as the penis. Also known as a yoghurt lobber to describe the process of ejaculation; a yoghurt type substance is shot (as though being lobbed) hence name, yoghurt lobber

A yoghurt type substance is shot from the penis as though being lobbed; hence yoghurt lobber.

by sall69 January 25, 2011

YOGO

You Only Get One

Magician: "Pick a card,any card. But YOGO."

by Datrage March 29, 2015

Yohoed

When a person uses decency, grace, and eloquence to destroy a hate-filled douchebag, leaving nothing but a dry shit-stained streak on the pavement.

AOC yohoed Yoho.

by anitipole July 26, 2020

Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain

No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.

by punkskaitch February 7, 2005

hot yoghurt

A highly spiced blend of boiling-hot yoghurt and herbs, principally used by David Mitchell for the purpose of basting his enemies.

R: "Any more lip out of you, sonny, and I'll call David Mitchell – then it'll be the hot yoghurt treatment for you."

by mynaisir March 21, 2005