Wool

Someone who isn’t scouse

Georgie, Ami and Erin are all bad wools

by Urma123 January 26, 2022

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground

LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker

by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022

Witchy Wool

Nasty frizzy hair, frequently filled with debris. Can be used to describe hair in various parts of the body. Also used to described a persons lack of hearing.

That chick 's witchy wool got all in my face, I think I caught bugs.

Or

Get the witchy wool out of your ears so you can hear me!

by Redtailcow November 25, 2016

Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

wool smell

like sheep but less mobile

iballisticsquid: what does wool smell like
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?

by adultminecraftfan September 27, 2023

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023