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bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.
"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen
by nogzzzzzz March 31, 2011
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Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
by RRCsteve March 22, 2011
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The recent bout of self-destructive behavior perpetrated by Charlie Sheen, as defined by the actor himself in the myriad of interviews he's given to the national press.
NBC's Jeff Rossen: "Charlie, you recently lost custody of your kids and got fired from your job as the lead actor on 'Two And A Half Men.' What's going on?"

Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
by dookeyboy March 30, 2011
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An ironic display of triumph over a situation that is, in fact, partly or totally self-destructive or harmful.
Example #1: "My kid got into Harvard and it'll cost me my entire retirement savings to send them there. WINNING!"

Example #2: "I'm a reasonably decent actor with a fat bank account, but I've chased two wives and five children away with out-of-control partying, drug use and violence that's laughable for someone my age. WINNING!"
by PFabian187 March 22, 2011
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A lifestyle pioneered by Charlie Sheen and practiced by those in Sheen's Korner. This exclusive society demands Adonis DNA and tiger-worthy behavior of its members. You are either winning, or you're with the trolls.
Roger Ebert: I could get a million followers like Charlie Sheen did, but my wife would leave me and I'd be a poor lonely sap like he is.

Charlie Sheen: Yeah, you really don't know lonely till you've gone to town on 5 chicks at once. Still winning, plan better.
by fingerboom March 25, 2011
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bi-winning

When you win here and you win there, you are in fact, bi-winning.

When you are bi-winning it is also possible to safely take large amounts of drugs.

You can also not die when you are bi-winning.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning. I win here and i win there. Now what?

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. You know. I was banging 7 grams of rocks, and finishing them, because that's how I roll

Charlie: Dying is for fools.
by ashleyboyo69 March 25, 2011
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It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message

Phrase from the internet funny man himself, Alpharad. This means that styling on your opponent is much more important than winning the game. Usually used in Smash Bros.
Opponent: “Why did you go for that forward aerial offstage with no jump?”
Alpharad: “Because it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.”
by Tronix6114 August 19, 2022
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