WINNER!

The annoying little ads that flash at you and wont go AWAY!!

(also they are lies... lies I tell you)

If this banner is flashing, you're a WINNER! click here to claim you prize

by NIK January 19, 2004

winner

An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.

It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.

"Oh my days, look at the shark, WINNNAARR"

by morgangills February 23, 2005

Winner's Juice

Quaffed by Kings, Noblemen and Hip Hop Artistes: Champagne (wine)

There's nothing like a glass of Winner's Juice at the sharp end of the plane.

by One Smiley Girl April 22, 2010

Winners Soup

A soup prepared by a restaurant or other such establishment for the critique of film director famous for his Death wish movies, restaurant Critic, and piss poor Esure adverts cunt "it's only a commercial dear" Michael Winner. Usually comprised of a basic soup such as vegetable or minestrone with the added flavoursome highlights of spunk, spit and occasional faeces.

winners soup soup

by Protoceratops December 12, 2013

Winners rights

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.

Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights

by Sean2829 July 9, 2016

winner's mouthful

The final mouthful taking by a competitive eater or, more crudely, the pay off at the end of oral sex

Dave grabbed the chunk of kielbasa to ensure he had the winner's mouthful ahead of Jane, Peter and Samantha.

by Fox with funky socks November 21, 2016

winner fatigue

When you get tired of WINNING.

Eric was suffering from winner fatigue so he let that bitch ass Gabriel win.

by Er July 22, 2017