Whiskermuffins

Verb. To brush your facial hair over female genitalia in a sweeping (whisking) motion. Generally performed by fully bearded men with hanging or robust whiskers, but can be accomplished by any dangling facial hair. Play on words "whisk-her-muffins."

Noun 1. Can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. The act of brushing one's whiskers against pussy in a whisking, sweeping manners. Should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.

Noun 2. A very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. Insists on being addressed as "Mister" despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.

1. Yo, I had a full beard going and whiskermuffin'd Theresa last night. It was great, but she got a bit chafed.

2. Ah Theresa? She won't put out at all unless you give her some whiskermuffins. She's addicted to beardfaces up on that snatch.

3. I was late yesterday and Mr. Whiskermuffins got pissed and scratched the hell out of my face. I'm gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. At least I'll be able to whiskermuffin Theresa again. She won't smooch me unless she gets a whiskermuffin here and there.

by beeuhnay June 4, 2014

whiskerfloss

The act of flossing your teeth with your sexual partner's pubic hair while she spits in your mouth

I got drunk as shit and almost choked performing a whiskerfloss.

by anonymous June 9, 2016

Whisker Sniff

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.

Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Wiki Whacker

A man/woman who uses picures or text on Wikipedia to jerk off.

Jakob: " Did you hear that Dan was Spanking his monkey to a picture of Adolf Hitler on Wikipedia?"

Ryan: " Yeah, What a Wiki Whacker!'.

by The Togetherness Stick April 22, 2011

Chilly whiskers

A phrase used to exclaim one's coldness.

"It's cold outside." - John
"Chilly whiskers!" - Jack

by Jake_LM November 6, 2013

Turn whacker

One who makes a complete stop to turn into a neighborhood without using a turn signal. This forces all trailing motorist to make an abrupt stop.

Charlie's quick reaction helped him avoid an accident from the turn whacker.

by SNR4LIFE June 23, 2016

pug whacker

One who gets angry and finds an extremely ugly pug to whack around cuz he/she knows its defenseless and gains great pleasure in doing so

"god that dude is such a pug whacker'

by ss 13 January 4, 2017