Wapper

The white and uncool rapper. Often found in their friends bedrooms making videos for youtube these young prospectless fools will spout mispronounced and poorly constructed lyrics that attempts to portray them as figures of legend and notoriety, where in fact they are simply young gents who having consumed too much white lightning realised that some words when put together can rhytme, however in the process of forming their so called 'raps' they simply use whatever words that rhytme with one another even going to the extent of making words up in order to fit their so called rhytming scheme. These lads will also take pictures of themselves wearing scarves across their faces and holding various implements e.g. baseball bats, gold clubs or rusty and poorly made bladed weapons. This is another attempt to look menacing and 'hard'. This only affects elderly women with poor eyesight and weak bladders.

"Ere min check oot me bangin' tunes!"
*Poorly dressed and jakey looking lad proceeds to 'rap'*
"Well that sounded purely awful. Please tell me that was a joke?"
"Ere i'l fuckin 'ave you ye posh bastard!"
"Please go away, you annoy me immensely you little Wapper"

by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

wappen

wats happenin

wappen star

by Nathan September 22, 2003

wippy

the term for a cold sore found on the lip/mouth area

"Ewww! That girl has a nasty looking wippy!"

by Miss Marry Jane September 30, 2005

wappa

it's a slang for any kind of marijuana weed
originated as a spanish word pasto

when's the next wappa session

by Raycito March 14, 2008

Wappin it out

Quick and sloppy masturbation

(Evan: Hello? *pant* pant* )

(Caleb: Hey man, you wanna come over and trip some acid this afternoon?)

(Evan: Sure thing, *pant* right after I finish Wappin it out)

by methmen November 20, 2010

Woppy

Describes the event of a fat, short, heavily intoxicated woman accidentally wandering into your room at 3:00 am like a centipede missing 98 legs and landing on your face with a missile-like force, causing you to wake up in a panic.

The craziest event that ever took place in my life was when I had a woppy exactly when I was having a nightmare about woppies.

by |<! I_ |_ /V\e June 11, 2017

wapped

See wapping

He Wapped it out for all to see.

by kymcleod October 21, 2003