wankathon

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

by sgzero August 2, 2007

Wanksta Faggot

A perfect description of Ja Rule. Anyone who offends: G-Unit, 50 Cent, Eminem, D12, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, etc.

too obvious to explain

by Anonymous22 September 2, 2005

wankist

a wanker, someone who is so into wanking that its like a passion, the passion of wanking.

that damn wankist wont stop wanking his wink

by Kyle March 21, 2004

wanktacious

Something so incredibly amazing that the only way to express this feeling is to masturbate profusely.

"This chicken tastes so good, it's wanktacious!!!!!"
"Mmmm I agree..."
"That girl is so hot she's wanktacious!!!"

by Ezra McKenzie November 2, 2006

wanksta

an ordinary faker choosing to pose as a gangsta; often a DORK who either doesn't understand what they want, or, more often, knows what they want but decides every day to ignore their reasonable wants and needs for the sake of appearing "cool" and "hard," which never works out for them in any way.

see also: loser, pathetic, wannabe, poser, flambiguous;

So I see you're a WANKSTA today? What's the plan for next week? You'll pretend to be yourself?

by BnarD71 May 7, 2008

Walkita

A loyal friend who will always be there for you, a wolf

That girl there, shes my walkita.

by themidnightwriter2 November 26, 2010

wankie

a rotten hamburger

ew this wankie tastes bad

by A rottem hamburger June 23, 2015