Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 27, 2010

wank

it's not pronounced wane-k you moron !!!!!

wanc

by Foyf January 22, 2003

The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time

After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.

by Andy Richter December 22, 2006

The Wank

Slang term for "westbank" - An area on the oppisite side of the mississippi river from New Orleans.

I'm taking the ferry over to The Wank to see the Mardi Gras museum

by biddy diddy June 23, 2017

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003

Corporate Wank-Wank

The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.

"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"

by Sphinx6027 May 21, 2009

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 20, 2007