Negative weight shit 

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

Negative weight shit by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

Sex weight 

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.

Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.

Sex weight by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017

WoW Weight 

They weight gained from playing to much World of Warcraft.

Hey lets hit the gym and loose some of our WoW Weight

WoW Weight by Troel January 19, 2008

baby weight 

n. something that someone else thinks is heavy, but is not heavy at all to you.

Man 1-did you see him struggling to lift 150 lbs?
Man 2-yeah, thats like baby weight to you.

baby weight by Chitown4Lyfe February 24, 2009

anal weight 

A weight that makes your asshole stronger, something that D.j. bacon uses ocassionaly.

You need a anal weight.

anal weight by GBE sosa December 18, 2013

Cruise Weight 

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."

Cruise Weight by natron1588 November 7, 2012

light-weight

one who can only handle small amounts of various drugs

1 hit and I'm gone. I'm such a lightweight.

light-weight by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001