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Warm Karl

When you shit in a sock and beat someone with it.
My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a warm karl.
by Missmelrocks March 28, 2012
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a warm body

a somewhat random person you use to "keep you warm" even though you are really interested in someone else. While touching or kissing the "warm body" you think of the person you actually want.
Steve used Stacey as a warm body last night because Lilly was ignoring him.

Stacey was mad when she found out she was Steve's warm body because she thought she deserved more respect.
by Feather333 November 3, 2013
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warm jill

A ‘Warm Jill’ is the act of pooping in your fathers tube sock and pummeling your partner like you’re Indiana Jones in the last crusade. If you had recently eaten a Baby Ruth and one of the peanuts rips a hole through the sock, contacting the skin, then you have proven yourself as a gifted individual and Jill would be proud.
Brecky got me what I wanted for my bar mitzvah, so I waited till she fell asleep and treated her to a warm jill.
by breckymcpooperson July 17, 2010
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Warm Karl

The act of defecating on another's forehead with only a piece of cling wrap separating the feces from the forehead. Similar to the hot karl and the cold karl.
Judy asked to receive a warm karl from Hank because she didn't want to get her forehead messy.
by Schnizzle October 14, 2003
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Warm Carl

A guy takes a dump on a woman while she is covered by plastic wrap as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Cold Carl."
by Deuce September 24, 2003
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warm crummett

When one dumps a Dr.Pepper into their anal cavity, lets it fizz inside them, and then releases it onto their partner's face
Jean, if you give me another warm crummett I swear I'm leaving for good next time!
by willycosby69420 September 18, 2023
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Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.
My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class
by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022
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