virtual marijuana

once you cannot stop taking online quizzes/surveys, you are addicted to virtual marijuana.

Cathy: Lets go smoke some VIRTUAL MARIJUANA!
Ashley: Yea, but that one quiz site sucks...

by Ashley! July 24, 2006

Virtual Signalling

A term for the expression of being a tech nerd or crypto bros with the intent of communicating superiority or membership to an exclusive club.

Q: Jack doesn't even own a Bored Ape NFT, so why is he wearing a Bored Ape hoodie?

A: He's clearly virtual signalling, just like that time he changed his pronouns to curly brackets.

by badlearner March 2, 2022

Virtual unreality

Virtual reality games superimposed onto a real environment. Smartphones or glasses are used to see the real environment while also introducing virtual creatures, games and experiences. Pokemon Go, smartphone, iphone, virtual reality, Nintendo, Occulus, tech wear

This new Pokemon game is the best virtual unreality experience of my life.

by joecoolthefool July 28, 2016

Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.

I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.

by Lingomeister June 8, 2016

Virtual Graduation

Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.

Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***

by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020

Virtual Death

A virtual death is a death of somones virtual idendetiy either by them losing their reputation online or by deleting all of their traces on the internet

John experienced a virtual death after a group of assholes spread false rumors about him

Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life

by MikelBrunhildovJekson August 24, 2020