The Darnbrook Variant

A strain of covid-19 where you don’t have any other symptoms except extreme diarrhoea. This can sometimes last weeks.

Old boy Jim has only gone and caught The Darnbrook Variant. He’s been stuck on the toilet for the last four days. Apparently his toilet looks like a battlefield.

by Theoneinthehole December 20, 2021

The Nigger Opening: Slave variation

When your playing chess and the black pieces are all being in slaved by the white pieces and the white pieces are cracking the black pieces with whips.

Me and this Nigger was playing chess, he played as black so I did the Nigger opening. He combats me with the slave variation and I cracked a whip on all his pieces causing him to resign. That’s how you play The Nigger opening: Slave variation. You can also play the Nigger opening: coon variation or the negro opening or the Niggertastic opening or the faggernigget opening and much more.

by I hate black people and nigger August 11, 2023

various oils

well like, ass juice? could be considered as a various oil

"oh man, can't wait to get me some of those various oils! love the taste!"

by gaydicklefrick69 April 8, 2017

varioriented

one whose sexual orientation differs from that of their romantic orientation

Jacob: Why are you dating Mark, isn’t he a boy?
Anne: I’m varioriented

by chinachingchonggong November 23, 2019

variansexual

One who is sexually/romantically attracted to Varian

"Did you know he was variansexual???"

"No??? I thought he was dead???"

by varianenthusiastfornow May 16, 2023

vardineedhi

5th lowest caste in India.

Very Low SAT score
, andAsks dumbass questions and is in love with Simran

Yo, what the fuck is "ratchet" mean?

Bruh, you just pulled a Vardineedhi.

by Trollersinceday1 December 12, 2013

Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008