Great Value Mexico

Texas isn't a real state. It's just rip off version of Mexico.

I am not scared of anyone from Great Value Mexico

by Mandogy March 30, 2020

high-value man

also ‘high-value male’
a term that single, bitter men who hate women because they struggle to attract them and single women who kiss men’s feet because they hate themselves and are dumb use.

it describes an alpha sigma fuck bitches get money but stay classy male who influences the other insecure men around him to act the same so they can bone submissive bimbos and feel better about their lackluster looks and bicurious urges.

popularized by greats such as miss andy tate, kevin samuels’ old ass, and tweedledee & tweedledum from fresh + fit podcast.

used unironically in straight spheres.

girl 1: joe is like so rich from trading stocks and like he’s so hot because he like gets his nails done and his hair cut weekly and also i love when he calls me his dishwasher like he’s so dreamy.

girl 2: omg that’s a high-value man. do anything you can to keep him.

girl 1: yeah like duh like i already am. he’s totes sexy and masculine.

by tonkajahari January 10, 2023

Value

When something works in your favour / to your delight

Person 1 "Fancy going Nando's??"
Person 2 "VALUE"

by jgambo August 21, 2009

P-Value

The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".

Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.

Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...

Guy: Oh...

by alexholder November 24, 2010

Dump at face value

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.

Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!

by themayhall May 11, 2006

Sexual market value

Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.

something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice

in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.

Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.

by veinsofgold May 28, 2019

Value Moment

A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.

Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"

Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"

by La Florecita Bonita May 13, 2006