VMI

Very Mediocre Institute; A place which is very adept at training officers for the Army of Northern Virginia. They train in a variety of skills including hazing and lack of communication which serve no purpose in military leadership. One day, they will successfully secede from the United States.

Hey, I hear the Sir graduated from VMI; well, I guess he will be a failure, and likely to ramble about the south.

by Johnstonian1 March 29, 2010

vmb

Vacate My Bowels

I can't believe I didn't VMB when you fell off the pier!

by charlie & Hef January 5, 2011

vmail

You have a message, you put it in her box, and it is happily received.

"I delivered a very nice vmail to her last night. She is always happy to receive vagina mail."

by jbird420 December 18, 2011

VMI

Virginia Mental Institue, or where people who cant get into an Academy go.

Dude, West Point turned me down, oh well i'll go to VMI

by thumbs0099273 February 3, 2009

M.V.M.S

School That Has Monkey Nuts As Teachers

Mrs. Estees is da Biggest Monkey Nut in M.V.M.S

by Dickie Hewey July 7, 2003

vman

Short for vagina man...
1) Guy with sole vagina hunting purposes
2) Gay Guy

Hey vman alert

by vakil mansoor November 23, 2003

VMOL

Literally means "verbal moment of laughter". When you are baffled by a comment in a text message and cannot hold in your laughter, and you must express it verbally, it is called a VMOL.

Often occurs in a public place making you look like a creeper laughing to yourself.

Also resembles the name of Harry Potter's arch nemesis, Voldemort (Vmol)

When the standard "LOL" no longer cuts it, VMOL comes to the rescue.

Liz: Hey, wanna go clubbing tonight?

Anna: Tonight? Um yea sure!! I have trouble feeling my face from the dental anesthesia but I'm sure it will be fine!

Liz: VMOL!!

by SBlovasss March 26, 2010