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Vomit My Life. May also be used as VYL (Vomit Your Life)

To be used in a situation of 'FML' but to a more severe extent.
Last night I chundered all over myself in my sleep. VML guys, VML!
VML by COAB! December 23, 2010
Words you can keep
VML is a norteno gang in Morgan Hill California.
VML by 1969GTOconnvertible February 8, 2009
Related Words
VML vmlag vmlen VMLF Junior VMLY&R
Virgin Mary Lover (see VM. Devout Christian or Catholic. May also be used in a semi-ironic manner to describe a religious hypocrite.
Catholic boy is such a total VML, he was going on about how abortion is an essentially selfish act regardless of circumstances
VML by Meera Swami January 29, 2007
VML is a place where the gasers come from , you cant get in here without a Nike or Super Dry.

We have our athem. VML
Drakce:"Litar sperme to je prava doza, jebemo keve radovih tifoza! VML!!!"
VML by PrekoPutaSkoleZivim June 3, 2018
First snap- swipe up for a tbh
Next snap- not posting vmls
vmls by bruhitz.bella October 15, 2018
Stands for Vader Mask Lightsaber Fuck

In order to do this, one wears a glow in the dark condom, a Darth Vader mask, and makes "lightsaber noises" while plowing their partner.
I VMLF'ed your mom. and sister.
VMLF by _PRIZEFIGHTER_ February 14, 2009
Lag induced by Virgin Media's "traffic management". Notably more severe and perpetual that standard lag.
"This vmlag is really pooping in my pooper!"
"Go on without me - I've got vmlag."
"Guys, I've got something to tell you. I've got vmlag."
vmlag by Gordonator May 6, 2013
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