A Vladimir

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"

by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021

Weezy F Vladimir

Are Ukrainian People from Colorado Who have very large Penises and Lots of swag

Look I see Weezy F Vladimir, I want his Autograph

by Weezy-F-Swagimir March 28, 2012

A Vladimir

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"

by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement

Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

by Nickster27 July 9, 2016

vladmir poutine

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side

I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine

by Adamsriver December 29, 2016

Vladmir Putin

Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022

vladimirs finest

vodka that comes in a large plastic container, often has grips for the drunk that just cant let go. gets you drunk fast. often costs under 8 dollars a bottle. burns just as bad coming up as it does going down. best vodka ever!

aka: vlads, russias finest, i got a ten what can i get, and the ever popular furry hat vodka

he was beligerent drunk, three sheets to the wind, but he didnt lose his grip on the bottle of vladimirs finest, thank god for those grips!

by ed harris September 12, 2005