Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh)
A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in
shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over
time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its
long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.