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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014
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turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder
Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.
by the dump March 21, 2009
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Turkey Hand

1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.
Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.
by Hoppy Bumgardner June 20, 2010
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Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
by Mann Jr October 31, 2007
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Fat Turkey

A daring sexual manoeuvre where the female lies on the ground and the male proceeds to sit on her throat slowly choking her, after that he shall fart causing her to gasp for air like a fat turkey.
"man last night I gave her the fat turkey."
by Stinkybeef21 July 8, 2017
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Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
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turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.
"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."
by Travman November 11, 2002
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