High tops

Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.

Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."

Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

topload

when some one shits in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end

"hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real fuckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his shitter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload....what do you think old son"

by mcr toilet cleaning services September 15, 2009

Tomson

A tomson is a hairstyle that is a direct result of not showering for a minimum of two days. It may appear to be a new type of soft pomade, but upon closer inspection, you will find that it is just a general lack of Hygiene.

A tomson is not to be confused with the family name Thompson, which is a true and respectable family name.

After spiking his hair up and wiping off his fingers, Jason said, "As long as I put on enough deodorant, no one will know that I have a tomson!"

Joe leaned his head against the glass window, when Sarah suddenly shouted, "Get your tomson off my window! You’re leaving slime on it!"

by floydstime March 4, 2010

cherry tops

pigs, 5-0

book it! Cherry Tops!

by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004

Topo Chico

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.

This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm

by Tommy Jacketson March 3, 2021

tops

Implying a sexual position

Boy: "want to have sex?"
Girl: "Yes but I get tops!"

by sntrocket November 7, 2007

topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008