Topso

topso, a term used to describe someone of supreme evil, normally with the last name badong.

"dude, did you see topso badong? i think he just punted that baby"

by topso badong. April 12, 2010

toploader

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.

Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!

by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

TRY-SARAH-TOPS

When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.

Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.

Everyone else: ZzZzZz

by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

Tickle Tipson

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022

tops blooby

awesome, cool, rad

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby

by finn human December 11, 2013

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017