Artifishalfish's definitions

High tops

Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.

Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."

Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.

Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!

by Artifishalfish November 3, 2006

ftw

Acronym meaning, For the Win, but rarely can be used as Fuck the what.

Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.

Whorde (lolerz) ftw!

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

Kayzorz

Basically, a way to say Ok.

Human 1: "I need to go get the pizza."
Human 2: "Kayzorz."

by Artifishalfish January 9, 2007

Mikhos

A name, meaning "Who is like god", in Greek.

My level 99 Transcend in RO is named Mikhos. Dig it.
Ethereal-RO 4tw!

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

qwer

A way to say queer when it has been used up, a way to put in
variety in your insults that usually mean Gay, even if the victim is not.

"Ah, Qwer!"
"You Qwer!"

by Artifishalfish July 31, 2006

video games

What us geeks and nerds did before anyone else, back when they weren't cool, or 3d, or anything. Now, it's an international phenomenon helping us get fat, lazy, and girlfriends over the internet, with jocks as well as any playing stuff from halo to oblivion, wow, grand turismo, zelda, or anything else we all like.

Video games are the bane of human existence. And we will love them forever.

by Artifishalfish July 24, 2006