ftw

Acronym meaning, For the Win, but rarely can be used as Fuck the what.

Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.
Whorde (lolerz) ftw!
by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007
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High tops

Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.
Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."

Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."
by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007
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qwer

A way to say queer when it has been used up, a way to put in
variety in your insults that usually mean Gay, even if the victim is not.
"Ah, Qwer!"
"You Qwer!"
by Artifishalfish July 31, 2006
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[adult swim]

I only watch adult swim because everything else is dumb.
by Artifishalfish November 06, 2006
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CS Talk

Also known as leet speak, this language was originally made by losers and nerds like me who play Counter Strike.
Example conversation using CS talk:

"j00 4r3 73++ 0083r /\/008!!"

"Nope, you are just a 10 year old gay kid who will never know a woman."

*Head shot*
by Artifishalfish September 10, 2006
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upshank

Shanking or stabbing and then slicing from the lower abdomen upwards to the breastbone.
Oh, man, that gangsta just got upshanked!

I reserve the right to upshank anyone who disagrees.
by Artifishalfish June 02, 2008
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poned

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.
1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.
by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006
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