Artifishalfish's definitions

video games

What us geeks and nerds did before anyone else, back when they weren't cool, or 3d, or anything. Now, it's an international phenomenon helping us get fat, lazy, and girlfriends over the internet, with jocks as well as any playing stuff from halo to oblivion, wow, grand turismo, zelda, or anything else we all like.

Video games are the bane of human existence. And we will love them forever.

by Artifishalfish July 24, 2006

qwer

A way to say queer when it has been used up, a way to put in
variety in your insults that usually mean Gay, even if the victim is not.

"Ah, Qwer!"
"You Qwer!"

by Artifishalfish July 31, 2006

CS Talk

Also known as leet speak, this language was originally made by losers and nerds like me who play Counter Strike.

Example conversation using CS talk:

"j00 4r3 73++ 0083r /\/008!!"

"Nope, you are just a 10 year old gay kid who will never know a woman."

*Head shot*

by Artifishalfish September 10, 2006

poopface

A joking way to make fun of a friend.

"Hey poopface."

"Don't be such a poopface."

by Artifishalfish October 25, 2006

Super Mario

The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.

Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.

"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."

"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."

by Artifishalfish January 11, 2007

Kayzorz

Basically, a way to say Ok.

Human 1: "I need to go get the pizza."
Human 2: "Kayzorz."

by Artifishalfish January 9, 2007

High tops

Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.

Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."

Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007