Artifishalfish's definitions

upshank

Shanking or stabbing and then slicing from the lower abdomen upwards to the breastbone.

Oh, man, that gangsta just got upshanked!

I reserve the right to upshank anyone who disagrees.

by Artifishalfish June 2, 2008

Thunderballs

Something that is the shit.

If it is thunderballs or the thunderballs, it definitely pwns ya mutha's face off.

Dude, the new Dethklok album is the thunderballs. You gotta get it.

by Artifishalfish October 8, 2007

High tops

Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.

Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."

Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

Mikhos

A name, meaning "Who is like god", in Greek.

My level 99 Transcend in RO is named Mikhos. Dig it.
Ethereal-RO 4tw!

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

ftw

Acronym meaning, For the Win, but rarely can be used as Fuck the what.

Can be clarified by changing the f to a 4, i.e. 4tw.

Whorde (lolerz) ftw!

by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007

Super Mario

The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.

Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.

"Super Mario owns you. And your mom."

"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario."

by Artifishalfish January 11, 2007

Kayzorz

Basically, a way to say Ok.

Human 1: "I need to go get the pizza."
Human 2: "Kayzorz."

by Artifishalfish January 9, 2007