Todd

Known to have a huge penis, Girls go for Todd's.

I need some Todd tonight!

by The Truthe Street March 10, 2015

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Todd

A nice guy who has amazing eyes, is buff and is not to tall. he is sporty but is loyal to just one sport that he loves. Has an amazingly sexy voice. is such a people person and has friends all over the place. not the hottest guy you'll meet but still hot, he makes up for it in his personality.

Wow, look at Todd! so hot!

by Lara598746123 August 6, 2012

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Toddlerspeak

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

by JD Ellis February 25, 2008

Toddlerman

Typically 19 years and up, doesn't drive, work, or go to school with no intentions of ever doing so.

usually a mega toker... tends to have angry controlling girlfriends that are more like a mother than a girlfriend (mom-friend)

guy: you still with that one guy
girl: nah, i dumped that toddlerman two weeks ago
guy: about time..

by Lukamonsta/i.v26 January 18, 2010

toddlized

When a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. They no longer know what reality or sleep is. They are extremely cut off from adult interaction.

"Sorry officer. I didn't realize I was asleep at the wheel for that long. I swear that Im not drunk or high, I have been toddlized."

by Toddlized September 19, 2015