Williams Track and Field

WTF. A longer way to say What the Fuck. Inspired by these questionable t-shirts worn by the Williams College track and field team.

I just found out my girlfriend used to be a man.... Williams Track and Field!!!

by dajfioawegao; August 1, 2007

warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.

"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".

by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010

Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.

John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!

by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018

8 track

an obsolete form of media, primarily used in the 70s. 8-tracks were the 80s equivalent of the cassette tape or the 90s version of the CD, except that you could not rewind or fast forward, but you were able to skip into another sector of the 8 track (aka the 'track')

Kid #1: Check out my 76 AMC Matador. I paid $300 for it, but the dude I bought it from said he's throw in the original 8 track player for an additional $100.

Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.

Kid #1: damn

by ricky roma October 10, 2003

Tacked

When you are buzzed off of nicotine

Dude I just hit that Juul 5 times, I’m tacked.

by BE33 October 27, 2018

Toilet Tackle

When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).

We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.

by K Alana July 10, 2007

wedding tackle

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")

I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!

by lukeod May 22, 2005